A condom made of lace
I once wore a condom made of lace,
I tried it in a safe space.
But amidst the jerk it didn't quite work,
as some cum ended up on my face.
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I once wore a condom made of lace,
I tried it in a safe space.
But amidst the jerk it didn't quite work,
as some cum ended up on my face.
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