poetry

poetry

The man who found a shoe

There once was a man who found a shoe, but hidden inside was a piece of poo. He tried it on and to his delight, it fit perfectly it was just right! He hurried home to show his wife, "that's the stinkiest shoe I've ever

poetry

The Man From Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket, who found a syringe in a bucket. It was covered in crud and a bunch of old blood, and he was like meh whatever fuck it.

poetry

A condom made of lace

I once wore a condom made of lace, I tried it in a safe space. But amidst the jerk it didn't quite work, as some cum ended up on my face.

Season 2

The Pig Man In The Window

The sky was blue and the sun was out, a beautiful morning without a doubt. A stroll around the neighborhood, a fresh breeze and cedar wood. I passed a house and what did I see? A figure in the window looking at me. But a normal person it was not,

Season 2

The Campfire

There once was a campfire at night, but something felt not quite right. As smoke tendrils rose up the owls nose, the forest got a bit too bright.

Season 2

The Man With The Wooden Leg

There he stood, the man with one leg, The other looked like it was built in a shed. A pirate? Shark attack? Farm Accident? Or cannibals while missionizing the dark continent? Yet there he stood tall, proud and bold, His wooden leg polished, varnished and gold. Impressed by his demeanor

Season 2

The Old Goose from West Keet

There was once an old goose from West Keet, who was born without any feet. He tried to fly so he wouldn't die, but a car ran him down in the street.