The man who found a shoe

There once was a man who found a shoe,
but hidden inside was a piece of poo.

He tried it on and to his delight,
it fit perfectly it was just right!

He hurried home to show his wife,
"that's the stinkiest shoe I've ever smelled in my life!"

He ran outside to show his neighbor Pete,
"there's an awful odor coming from your feet!"

Terri came by walking her dog,
"jesus christ you stink like a hog!"

Wheverever he went people would leave,
even big fat nasty Steve.

He sat on the ground and began to cry,
"nobody likes my shoe, I might as well die"

"That's quite extreme" squwaked a crow,
who flew down from a tree and landed on his toe.

"It is a nice shoe I must admit,
but man it really does smell like shit".

"So what do I do" asked the man,
"take it off and throw it in that can?"

The man reached down to remove the shoe,
and falling out was a piece of poo.

The End.